Thomas Kemeny is the author of the advertising book Junior. He is also a freelance copywriter based in New York City and sometimes elsewhere if the weather is right. He began as an intern at Crispin Porter + Bogusky, and over the next decade learned everything he could at Goodby, Silverstein & Partners and Mother New York. He’s won awards in The One Show, Cannes Lions and ANDY Awards. He’s created campaigns for everything from Fortune 500 companies to startups. His work has been discussed in the New York Times, NPR, Vanity Fair and a monologue on The Tonight Show. He has an equally impressive list of failures.